holy shit i knew two songs from coheed and cambria and i never knew if it was a male or female singer
but the lyrics that stuck in my head HARD were
“good eye, sniper
now i shoot
you run!
the words you scribbled on the walls
with the loss of friends you didn’t have
i’ll call you when the time is right
are you in
or are you out
for them all to know
bye bye beautiful
don’t bother to write
disturbed by your words
and they’re calling all cars
the face step let down
the face step let down”
busy hahahahahaha
this song has awful lyrics to sing when they get stuck in your head
“everyone will diiiieeee
it’s just the simple truuuuth” ahhaha
yo psa you aren’t obligated to stick around for people who make you feel like shit
ollie the fuck off like the fabulous star child you are
Dogs from this year’s Creative Dog Grooming Competition in Hershey, Pennsylvania [telegraph/via]
This is what happens when a Canadian car dealership gets robbed.
and on the 8th day God created Dean Winchester and from the back of the room a deep voice shouted DIBS
Reason why I hate cats. They’re so scary.
the baby hit it what you expect
i agree the cat is not at fault here but holy shit don’t hate the fucking baby IT’S A BABY IT HAS NO IDEA WHAT IT IS DOING OR WHAT THAT CAT MIGHT DO IN RESPONSE

sabien and i drove by this house today and i screamed “TURN THE FUCK AROUND I’M TAKING A PICTURE” her response was the true response of a likeminded friend
“LIKE YOU THOUGHT WE WEREN’T GOING TO TURN AROUND”
we turned around and i got out of the car to take some pictures